My Time

My Time "Isn’t it a better thing to travel hopefully than to arrive?"

#hookah #strikingly let’s kick it?

#hookah #strikingly let’s kick it?

When 4x4 don’t kick in even big ass trucks get stuck 👌 @bigbluepowerstroke my@favorite picture man #bigblue

When 4x4 don’t kick in even big ass trucks get stuck 👌 @bigbluepowerstroke my@favorite picture man #bigblue

Breakfast is the most important meal. Why not make it the best meal?. 3 slow cooked eggs with a splash of water insteada milk, FRESH diced cherry tomatoes and some kinda sweet green peper I’m not sure the name of  topped with cheese katsup, and my mamas home made roasted pepper and tomato dressing. #instafood #fatandhappy

Breakfast is the most important meal. Why not make it the best meal?. 3 slow cooked eggs with a splash of water insteada milk, FRESH diced cherry tomatoes and some kinda sweet green peper I’m not sure the name of topped with cheese katsup, and my mamas home made roasted pepper and tomato dressing. #instafood #fatandhappy

Who needs #hookaholics pfft #hookah

Who needs #hookaholics pfft #hookah

My poor girl don’t feel good #whitegermanshepard #olgirl (at VCA Bradshaw Animal Hospital)

My poor girl don’t feel good #whitegermanshepard #olgirl (at VCA Bradshaw Animal Hospital)

Fuck ya. #repost  @ericaleeann_ #neverbackdowm

Fuck ya. #repost @ericaleeann_ #neverbackdowm

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1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

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Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

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me peeing

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  • me: shit son
  • me: sHIT
  • me: that water is barely yellow
  • me:
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  • me: i am hydrated as HELL

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Dentist pulled the tooth out yesterday. But it’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain.

Plus it’s always fun to see Tom faint.

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THIS ID WHY IM ALWAYS FUCKING LATE. UGH. #motorcycleproblems #2wheellife

THIS ID WHY IM ALWAYS FUCKING LATE. UGH. #motorcycleproblems #2wheellife

Because when it’s 80 degrees outside, it’s 100+ in traffic and air cooped bikes don’t work so well 👌 #motorcycleproblems #2wheellife

Because when it’s 80 degrees outside, it’s 100+ in traffic and air cooped bikes don’t work so well 👌 #motorcycleproblems #2wheellife

haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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haaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted:

j-willikers:

wicked-mint-leaves:

kateevangelistaauthor:

This is SO cool that I just had to share.

you clever fuckers

my teacher used this today

W+H+I+S+K+E+Y
23+8+9+19+11+5+25 = 100%

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scroogerello:

the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.

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